
First Grand Theft Auto 4 comes with extacy pills, and now PSP’s are coming with memory sticks full of porn. Poor little Eliso Tovar’s mother decided to treat him to a late Christmas present, she took her son to Walmart and purchased a Sony PSP for him. Unfortunately (some would probably say fortunately) when young Eliso turned on his new PSP he was greeted to a pornographic wallpaper background, along with a memory stick jam packed full of x-rated images. Too bad this happened a couple years too prior to Eliso hitting puberty, or you wouldn’t even be reading this story right now.
Walmart offered to give little Eliso a free PSP game to compensate, however his mother was not to keen on the offer and demanded a completely new PSP. I guess the PSP caught some kind of infection from all those naked women.
LOL, its safe to say the previous owner was probably jacking off while using it
I would NEVER let my kid touch that
lol I didn't think of that. I was gonna say that kid is lucky, but I'm sure the sony guy was rubbing one out with psp in hand.