Date posted: April 15, 2009
Categories: Sony PSP
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First Grand Theft Auto 4 comes with extacy pills, and now PSP’s are coming with memory sticks full of porn. Poor little Eliso Tovar’s mother decided to treat him to a late Christmas present, she took her son to Walmart and purchased a Sony PSP for him. Unfortunately (some would probably say fortunately) when young Eliso turned on his new PSP he was greeted to a pornographic wallpaper background, along with a memory stick jam packed full of x-rated images. Too bad this happened a couple years too prior to Eliso hitting puberty, or you wouldn’t even be reading this story right now.

Walmart offered to give little Eliso a free PSP game to compensate, however his mother was not to keen on the offer and demanded a completely new PSP. I guess the PSP caught some kind of infection from all those naked women.

Written By Gary A Swaby

Deeper than the words embedded in somebody's wedding ring

1. KRyPT says:

   April 15, 2009 at 12:49 pm

   LOL, its safe to say the previous owner was probably jacking off while using it

   I would NEVER let my kid touch that

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2. edward-v says:

   April 15, 2009 at 1:50 pm

   lol I didn't think of that. I was gonna say that kid is lucky, but I'm sure the sony guy was rubbing one out with psp in hand.

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